fuckyeahpooping:

What do people even talk about on dates

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krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

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postgoth:

"boys don’t like a girl with dark lipstick" 
"boys don’t like a girl with short hair"
"boys don’t like a girl with too many piercings"
"boys don’t like a girl who doesn’t take pride in her appearance"

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(Source: chloridecleansing, via thevampsluke)

  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know